A.J. Pierzynski Selling Boring Chicago Brownstone For $1.75 Million

With A.J. Pierzynski’s days in Chicago over, it figures the new Rangers catcher would unload his Lincoln Park Chicago brownstone for $1,750,000. This place is only two miles from Wrigley Field. If you’re familiar with Chicago, you’d understand why A.J. would live closer to Wrigley than Comiskey or whatever the Sox call that stadium.

According to the realtor:

Beautiful home in the heart of fab Depaul. Updated for today’s living, this unbelievable restoration has the best of old & new. Original doors w/working transoms, amazing mouldings, & wndrfl rm sizes. Beautiful DeGuilio kit w/blt in tbl & dir access to the gar roof top deck. Mstr ste w/huge clst & beaut white mrbl ba. 1st flr fam rm w/wet bar & mud rm. Great bdrm layout. Deep set back offers huge front & rear yards!

Yeah, so fab.

Look, all that matters is if you have a parking spot. A quick check says that the place has a 2-car garage. In this neighborhood that’s worth at least $750k of the asking price.

So fab.

Highlights of Pierzynski’s Boring Brownstone:

• 5 bed, 4 bath

• Built in 1886

• A.J. paid $1,625,000 for the place in 2006

• No man cave

• 1.1 miles to VIP’s strip club

• 1.1 miles to Whole Foods

Asking: $1,750,000

Mortgage: Figure on $5,300 before all the crazy Illinois and city taxes. Put it this way, you better have a killer job.

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