Danica Patrick Won The Daytona 500, Tweets Donovan McNabb

By Joe Student February 17, 2013 Posted in Uncategorized Joe Student g+ page

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Danica Patrick became the first woman in history to win the pole position of a NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday when she won the pole of next Sunday’s Daytona 500 with a qualifying speed of 196.434. She’ll be on the pole next to Jeff Gordon, who finished second, next Sunday. The race, again, will be next Sunday.

Former NFL quarterback Donovan McNabb is a little unclear on this whole NASCAR thing:

Congrats to the Illinois native Danica Patrick on her win today. The first female to win in a big race with this magnitude. Big win

— Donovan McNabb (@donovanjmcnabb) February 17, 2013

Poor Don. At least he meant his congratulatory tweet. Everyone else immediately made a pun of Patrick on a pole or worse.

Congrats Danica Patrick, but I saw many woman on the pole long before her at the Shark Lounge and Molly Browns in Daytona. #Nascar

— Tony Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) February 17, 2013

So Danica Patrick’s sitting on a pole… /end joke

— World of Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) February 17, 2013

Danica Patrick becomes first woman to win pole for Daytona 500. Brass pole that is @iameviltebow #RawDog

— Jasonklein (@jasonrklein17) February 17, 2013

Screw those Go Daddy commercials let me see a pic of Danica Patrick in that Pole Position

— jeff reid (@jreiddc) February 17, 2013

Am I the only one that thinks Danica Patrick is a babe?

— D Hunna (@LuckyLeftyD) February 17, 2013

My dad just told me Danica Patrick is “on the pole at Daytona.” I knew those Go Daddy commercials were leading her down a dangerous path.

— numbnuts (@daleburner) February 18, 2013

Danica Patrick is going to be sitting atop a poll for the whole week… She’s gonna be tired when the #Dayona500 starts

— beezy_raidernation (@jim_averill) February 18, 2013

@mhancock13 danica patrick on the pole next week…. Hahahahahaha that joke writes itself

— Vince Davis (@vince_davis6) February 18, 2013

(Apologies for the crudeness, Danica) @danicapatrick is on the pole for the #Daytona500.Anyone got $1′s? #Bazinga #HadToDoIt

— Robert Swick (@TheSwickster) February 18, 2013

Danica Patrick got the Daytona pole? Who’d she give a BJ?

— Robot Jones (@JayTheBrainMann) February 18, 2013

Danica Patrick is sitting on the pole! First!

— Thomas Wagner (@TomWagner55) February 18, 2013

Danica Patrick can sit on my pole anytime!

— M D (@Turbo_D) February 18, 2013

I’m sorry, Danica Patrick “winning” the pole position is not news nor historic. She hasn’t won jack s*%t & is a below average driver at best

— Corey Patrick Rooney (@Corey_Rooney) February 17, 2013

Tags: Danica Patrick, Daytona 500 Pole, Donovan McNabb, Twitter