We showed you photos of the mayhem that was the Ravens victory parade yesterday. Now, we present you with video evidence of the messy aftermath.
What you see here is a drunk Ravens fan who identifies herself as Rebecca being filmed discussing her love for everything Ravens. Here are some quick bullet points on the video, but believe me you’ll want to watch this one until the end.
- Taken around 3:45 p.m.
- Rebecca called out of work at 9:30 a.m.
- Started drinking shortly after 9:30 a.m.
- She became a Ravens fan in 2000…how convenient
Rebecca is probably a receptionist at some Baltimore law firm. Most likely she showed up to work pretending to be under the weather and her boss let her head home. She then met up with 5-7 of her not-so-close friends and began pounding Mike’s Hards at around 9:45 a.m., losing her friends in the crowd soon after.
Fast forward to 3:45 p.m. and she is sitting with two random black guys at a bar on the West Side rambling about how daddy taught her how to be a fan back in 2000. It’s gold.
Kudos to the cameraman for keeping the camera rolling until the end. In her own words, she is enjoying the fact that the Ravens are “world f*cking champions“.