The Manti Te’o Wonderlic Test

By Robert Xavier January 17, 2013 Posted in Football, NCAA Robert Xavier g+ page

How will NFL GMs figure out exactly what’s going on in Manti Te’o's head before the draft? They’ll use the official ‘Manti Te’o Wonderlic Test.’

Manti will get two minutes to take the test. As you can see, the test covers the hard questions that’ll help GMs figure out what marbles he has loose in his Hawaiian head. There are math questions. There are critical thinking questions. There are visual recognition questions.

Let’s see how intelligent this guy really is.

1. Assume the first two statements are true. Is the final one: 1 True, 2 False, 3 Not Certain

Speaks to Lennay on the phone
Falls in love with Lennay
Had phone sex with Lennay

2. Long distance phone calls cost .10 cents per minute. How much would you spend in a month if you made a 7-hour call each night for 30 days?

3. If Lennay’s chemo is $45,000 per month, how much would 4 months of treatment and four orders of $29.99 roses cost?

4. Assume the first 2 statements are true. Is the final one: 1 True, 2 False, 3 Not Certain

Lennay isn’t dead
Lennay isn’t your girlfriend
You’re still a virgin.

5. How many of the five pairs of items below are exact duplicates?

Lennay Kekua – Lenny Kekau
Lennay Kekua – Lennay Kekua
Lemon Kekua – Lenney Kakua
Marques Tuiasosopo – Marques Tuiasosopa
Gene Wojciechowski – Gene Wojaciechowzki

6. Dead | Never Existed – Do these:

Have similar meanings?
Have contradictory meanings?
Mean neither the same nor opposite?

7. Tuiasosopo went catfishing. He caught 4 catfish. Which one was the biggest?

8.25″
8.035″
8.0035″
8.256″

8. Manti is traveling 2,100 miles to Carson City, CA for his girlfriend’s funeral. He is driving 65 mph. How long will the drive take?

9. Deadspin | ESPN – Do these names:

Have similar meanings
Have contradictory meanings
Mean neither, the same or opposite

10. Which of the following is a naked photo of your girlfriend?

A.)

B.)

D. All of the above

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