It’s really happening, Auburn fan. Katherine Webb, 2012 Miss Alabama, an Auburn grad and girlfriend of AJ McCarron, really went out and bought an Alabama jersey. She’s also currently in a Nissan Armada on the road to Miami with McCarron’s family.
It’s really happening, Auburn fan. Dee Dee Bonner confirmed it with us. I’m so sorry to report this. That’s just a typo from Dee Dee. She’s probably just excited to get on the road out of Mobile and into the Sunshine State.
Again, I’m so sorry, Auburn fan. She can’t wait.
And, again, more tears. It’s ok, Auburn fan, you can stop reading at this point. It’s only going to get worse the closer we get to the BCS.
It’s really going to hurt when she’s wearing this jersey and appears on ESPN standing next to Dee Dee on the game-winning drive.
If you see this Nissan on South Beach, tell Dee Dee we say hello.