You Think Justin Verlander’s Grandpa Was Jonesing For Kate Upton At Christmas?
We’re pretty sure Justin Verlander’s brother, Ben, wasn’t aiming to turn this tweet into a Kate Upton joke – or was he. Yes, we see that the couple on the right is also on the left. This is how white people entertain themselves in Virginia. Upton wasn’t there. From what we can decipher, JV had a pretty boring time playing a card game and acting like his family is fun.
Yeah, we know what’s wrong with that photo, Ben. Grandpa doesn’t have a 20-year-old bikini model teasing him by sitting on his lap during the family photo. That’s what’s wrong.
Let’s get down to the real business. You see grandpa? You know what he wanted for Christmas?
THIS…Cat Daddying in his face. Am I right, grandpa?