Houston Texans Fan Is Member Of Walmart Theft Gang, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff 'Em]
Ladies, if you wear NFL gear while being arrested for stealing from a Walmart, we’ll find you. Don’t think we won’t search for hours to find a football fan wearing gear in a mugshot. It’s what we do on a daily basis. We’re coming for fans like you, Tommie Michelle Darnell.
According to the Cleveland News (TX), Darnell & her theft gang members went shopping last Thursday for some last-minute Christmas gifts:
Around 3 p.m. Thursday, Precinct 4 Constable’s deputies patrolling the shopping district of Porter were dispatched to a theft in progress at the Walmart store on the U.S. 59 feeder road. Walmart Loss Prevention employees were attempting to detain several people in connection with felony level shoplifting.
Chief Deputy Barry Welch said deputies found six suspects, who scattered when they saw law enforcement, with one of the men taking an infant who was not his and fleeing after the woman driving the vehicle the child was inside refused to drive away from the front of the store.
To cut a long story short, the theft gang was arrested, hauled in for mugshots and a Walmart was saved from a greedy Texans fan.
No word if Darnell will get to see the ultra-important game on Sunday against the Colts.