You’re not following PGA golfer Steve Elkington (@elkpga) on Twitter? Shame on you. Seriously, why even have a Twitter account if you aren’t keeping tabs on the funniest guy playing golf. Sure, most of you are mesmerized by what Rory McIlroy is up to. Who cares?
The real action is Steve Elkington dropping his phone in dog shit.
Name another athlete who gives you tweets like this. Don’t waste my time. You can’t.