You know how much NBA I watched last night? Zero. Z-E-R-O.
However, I have no problem the next morning cruising Reddit and checking out all the CRAZY dunks from the night before. I picture single guys, living in a terrible apartment, anxiously watching NBA games for CRAZY dunks, some sort of CRAZY high-five or some coach go CRAZY on a ref. Those lonely guys then upload the videos to YouTube, post the videos on Reddit and feel pride.
And that’s how Portland Trailblazers Damian Lillard dunking a round ball ends up on BC. Portland won a meaningless December basketball game, 101-93.
Someone wake me in late May.