Moron Nearly Buys Fake Orange Bowl Tickets From Moron Selling Fake Orange Bowl Tickets
You know who deserves to get ripped off? The NIU fan in Chicago who nearly bought fake Orange Bowl tickets.
This just defies logic.
A man was arrested over the weekend after attempting to sell a police officer fraudulent tickets to a Bowl Championship Series college football game, authorities said.
Christopher Smith, 22, of the 6800 block of South Merrill Avenue, was arrested at 7:35 p.m. Saturday and charged with misdemeanor theft, police said.
Through Craigslist, Smith had arranged to meet with a buyer and sell him two tickets to the Orange Bowl for $600 each.
The purchase proceeded as planned, but the buyer became suspicious after discovering the tickets he had bought contained multiple mistakes in grammar and spelling, according to a police report obtained by the Tribune.
Look, you can buy $15 tickets right now on StubHub. Want a 4th row seat? $200. The most expensive Orange Bowl seat on StubHub is only $429.
Hence, the moron actually deserves to get ripped off with the $600 seats.