MMA Fighter Fractures Penis During Sex; Girlfriend Promises Threesome After Rehab [GRAPHIC]

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MMA fighter Ray Elbe fractured his penis during sex a couple weeks ago. Ray’s dong story first showed up on a message board at MixedMartialArts.com and is now making its way around the world. Elbe was in Malaysia when the fractured penis incident occurred, meaning he had to get treatment for his penis in a foreign country with foreign people touching his penis.

Here is his account of what happened. (Warning – BLOOD)

Girl was on top… Went higher than 8 1/2″ I’m the air and Arona’d my dyck.

Dr. Is sending me for ultra sound now…stuck waiting for the dyk specialist.

When it first happened…blood was everywhere…to the point I passed out.

Falling face first I ko’d myself on the floor–very smally chipping two teeth and busting my chin–

10 stitches later…

My dyck is throbbing with each heart beat…but after the pain injection they’ve given me…the balls ache is gone

No open fracture.

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Dr just did MRI.

Fracture and a slight tear in the urinary tube.

Surgery tonight…Dr. Said diagnostic is for a full recovery…though I’ll be in the hospital for 3 days…and be forced to take anti erection pills for 2 weeks

In limbo it is still flowing from the one eye…

They have been trying to clean the dry blood of my swollen shaft in between my tears and pleads for them to be gentle

Okay…quick update.

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Surgery was successful…(if you can say that)?!

I’ve been in the hospital since Monday, however they are expecting to discharge me tomorrow sometime. Medical bills are currently about 6,000$USD which is a fraction of what it would cost in the USA I’m sure.

I’ve been doped up most of the week, literally unable to move.

Their has been a tube stuck out of the small hole at the end of my pee-pee which has allowed me to go urinate without having to get out of the bed…however I must admit, seeing the amount of blood leaking from the hole onto the sheets has made me feel like puking every morning.

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the worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn’t as frequent as you would suspect.

The doctor who performed my operation has done 3 others prior to mine…with the last being a 60 year old man, who had a full recovery.

Those of you asking for pics…I’ve taken some via my Iphone everyday…but trust me…they are brutal…the few friends I’ve sent them to have literally puked.

Lesson learned– I will never let a girl on top again. Everything was under control until 1 bounce went a ”little” too high.

…on a side note—looks like I will be getting engaged in Boracay next month.

she’s been by my side the entire time I’ve been going through this ordeal, even explaining to my folks back home why I needed $$$ transferred into my international account.

In an attempt to make it up to me…she has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines…which usually has some solid talent.

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Bonus (old) photos from Ray Elbe’s Facebook – oil wrestling in some bar. It seems like the guy is a good time. Just think of having him as a drinking buddy. Stories for days.

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[HT: Bloody Elbow]

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