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About 10:53 a.m., Niles police responded to a 911 call for a robbery at National Cash Advance on Youngstown Warren Road in Niles.
Niles police Capt. Ken Criswell said the suspect is a black male in his 20s or 30s, wearing a light gray / white hoodie. He also was wearing a hat with flaps or tassels hanging down.
The suspect said he wanted to get a money order before declaring, “This is a robbery,” according to Criswell.
Now, this Browns tassel hat would’ve gotten by most sports blogs. Not us. That thing smacked us in the face for a simple reason: Who wears a kids tassel hat during a robbery, especially the kids version?
Look at that thing. It’s like a medium shirt on a fat guy – snug.
How does a bank robber lose instant street cred? By wearing one of these during a holdup.
[HT: Trib Today]