Drunken Nick Lachey Kicked Out Of Bengals-Chargers Game
How do fans get kicked out of NFL games? You have to be a complete drunken moron. So let’s figure out why Nick Lachey was ejected from Sunday’s Chargers-Bengals game. He must’ve been a drunken moron who couldn’t just sit in his seat and be a quiet drunk.
Lachey is speaking out today about what happened yesterday at Jack Murphy, where his hometown Bengals buried Norv Turner’s career. Thing is, Lachey didn’t get to watch the end when the Bengals held on, 20-13.
The Chargers are committed to creating a safe, comfortable, and enjoyable experience for all fans, both in the stadium and in the parking lot. We want all fans attending our games to enjoy the experience in a responsible fashion.Fans who demonstrate inappropriate and disruptive behavior, including the following, are subject to ejection and season ticket holders risk losing their season ticket account and/or parking privileges for:
• Excessive consumption of alcohol
• Obscene, offensive or abusive language or actions
• Fighting, or otherwise dangerous, abusive or profane behavior
• Unruly or inconsiderate behavior
• Indecent exposure or undressing
We’ll go out on a limb and say Nick was getting Bud Light muscles and was ejected for 1, 2 and 4. His ejection came around 7:40 EST.
Of course he did stick around long enough to make an impression on at least one little kid.
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