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Police said the man passed a note to a bank teller just before noon Thursday at the TCF Bank inside the Jewel at 922 N. Green Bay Road and left with about $1,000.
Authorities believe the thief, who is still at large, might be responsible for a recent robbery at a TCF Bank in Zion.
The suspect was described as a black man, approximately 5’5” to 5’7” tall, with a thin build. He was wearing a dark blue puffy winter coat, black jeans, Nike Jordan tennis shoes, and a red Chicago Bulls hat. Police said the suspect lost his hat as he fled the scene Thursday.
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