Cops Still Looking For Bears Fan Who Wanted All The Money Up In This PNC Bank [Cuff 'Em]
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win.
The robbery happened Nov. 19 at a PNC Bank branch located at 1177 Lake-Cook Road in Buffalo Grove, the FBI said. The robbery happened about 4:50 p.m., according to Buffalo Grove police.
The man walked into the bank, approached a teller, and demanded money, but displayed no weapon and also did not imply he had one, police said. He escaped on foot with cash, police said.
The robber was described as a white man about 5 feet, 8 inches tall. He was wearing a knit Bears hat, glasses, and a striped sweater, authorities said.
Just a hunch: Went to Northern Illinois. Dropped out. Has worked in sales, possibly at a cellphone company. Is pretty active on Facebook. Actually likes Jay Cutler when he doesn’t throw picks. Also a Cubs fan.
One of you knows this homeboy. Time to cash in by turning his ass in during the holidays. Get to work.