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The robbery happened Nov. 19 at a PNC Bank branch located at 1177 Lake-Cook Road in Buffalo Grove, the FBI said. The robbery happened about 4:50 p.m., according to Buffalo Grove police.
The man walked into the bank, approached a teller, and demanded money, but displayed no weapon and also did not imply he had one, police said. He escaped on foot with cash, police said.
The robber was described as a white man about 5 feet, 8 inches tall. He was wearing a knit Bears hat, glasses, and a striped sweater, authorities said.
Just a hunch: Went to Northern Illinois. Dropped out. Has worked in sales, possibly at a cellphone company. Is pretty active on Facebook. Actually likes Jay Cutler when he doesn’t throw picks. Also a Cubs fan.
One of you knows this homeboy. Time to cash in by turning his ass in during the holidays. Get to work.