Man Dies Because Of Heartbreak From Chiefs Sucking [Morning Twitpic]

By Joe Kinsey November 19, 2012 Posted in Football Joe Kinsey g+ page

For those of you who think this obit is fake, it’s not. As you can see on the Kansas City Star obituary page, “Sam” Lickteig suffered from Chiefs heartbreak. At least “Sam” didn’t have to see the team’s performance against the Bengals. That 28-6 loss was pretty ugly.

“Sam,” as the experts say, when you have two quarterbacks, you don’t have a quarterback. RIP, buddy.

[via Kevin Sparks]

In other NFL news, kudos to Bill Belichick for continuing to throw the ball on the Colts while up 52-24. The Patriots have now scored 358 points this season; the second-highest scoring team is Denver (301). More on that later this morning.

As for your NY Post morning covers:

In NASCAR news, Brad Keselowski pounded this giant glass of beer while talking to SportsCenter after winning the Sprint Cup championship. Thankfully the sport will be back in like four weeks. Who can’t go five weeks without NASCAR?