Better Hands: Kristin Cavallari Or Jay Cutler?
That’s Kristin Cavallari this weekend on her way to some stupid unnecessary photoshoot assignment. For some reason she feels it’s necessary to do photoshoots when she’s already been sperminated by Jay Cutler and gets half of his bank account once they get married one of these days.
Out of the 20 or so photos in the paparazzi gallery, there had to be one where it looks like Kristin is jerking around on her phone while little Cutler holds on for dear life.
Take it from a new parent, kids love the one arm, “this dumb broad is about to drop me” form. Makes them feel safe.




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