What we have here is the solution to turn your boring basement into a conversation piece. Obviously the wife/girlfriend/mom won’t let you throw one of these in the living room or bedroom, but one of these priceless pieces of Mike Tyson memorabilia would instantly give your basement credibility.
The first item, a 14″ x 20″ painting, comes pre-framed at the bargain price of $18,500. It sounds steep but the seller says they’ll accept “reasonable” offers. There’s nothing wrong with low-balling them and seeing just how desperate they are to accept your “reasonable” offer. Supposedly it’s done by some famous artist named Sebastian Kruger. Whatever…we’re not art connoisseur’s.
Today’s second piece of Mike Tyson artwork has to be one of the worst looking statues we’ve ever seen. Just like the Dunkin’ Donuts Gronk cake, this thing looks NOTHING like Tyson. Nothing. On top of that, it’s 6′ tall…and selling for $5,000! Who is in the market for this thing? Judging by the item description, this seller has to be some out of touch, shady Asian merchant:
ONE OF THE BEST BOXER CHAMPION WE SAW ON TV. ANY QUESTION PLEASE ASK BEFORE BUYING THIS ITEM. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
If you or any of your buddies want a life size Tyson in a jock strap staring you down as you watch TV, this is the item for you. This is the type of thing the seller just wants to get off his hands. The wife is pestering him to get it out of the house. Throw him a real low offer…we’re talking like $500-$1,000 and odds are he’ll bite.