Bama Bro Wanted By Tuscaloosa Police For Nick Saban Cutout Theft

By Joe Kinsey November 8, 2012 Posted in Football Joe Kinsey g+ page

Tuscaloosa police have posted four updates today to its Facebook account concerning the theft of a Nick Saban cutout from a local gas station. Why the intense search by the police? Because these things are like gold to the Bama frat community. Imagine the photo sessions sorority girls will do with that cutout.

According to the fuzz:

Tuscaloosa Police responded to the BP Gas Station (1405 University Blvd) on a theft call at 1:00 am on 11/7/12. Upon arrival officers were told that two unknown suspects walked into the gas station and when the cashier wasn’t looking, one of them grabbed a Nick Saban cutout and the other suspect opened the door so they could leave. If you know the identity of the suspects or the location of the stolen Nick Saban cutout please contact Tuscaloosa County Crime Stoppers at 205-752-STOP (7876) or Text “Tusc” and the suspect’s information to CRIMES (274637).

Get a good look at these punks. We have a huge Bama following so one of you has to know these bros. Don’t let such crime plague Tuscaloosa. Stop them before the bros strike again.