Were you wondering what Texas A&M QB Johnny “Football” Manziel was up to on Halloween? Oh, not much, just dressing as Scooby Doo and talking to hot chicks in slutty costumes, according to Clay Travis at Outkick The Coverage. No biggie.
Just think of the life Johnny Football is living right now. He’s slinging the football all over the SEC, is just 19 and was at a College Station bar until at least 2 a.m. being “a damn fooly,” according to a witness.
Not a bad night at all.
Before you crazy A&M message boarders start attacking us, emailing us saying we’re ruining some kid’s life, save it. We’re HUGE fans of Johnny Football. In this age of politically correct college QBs like Matt Barkley, who goes to dumps like Nigeria and acts like he wants to help people.
We know better. We were Johnny Football minus the 16 TDs in his first eight college games. We enjoyed bars. We enjoy slutty Halloween costumes. Save the emails. After last night’s performance from Johnny Football, BC is firmly on the bandwagon.
Johnny Pageviews has a game Saturday morning at Mississippi State at 11 a.m. CST. His ass will be ready.
NOTE: This blonde seems to be the one jersey chasing outside. Know her? Send intel.