While all the other sites are choking on Baby Holgorsen’s Halloween costume, we’ve been searching for the next great Halloween coach costume from a deuce dropping toddler who can finally unseat Baby Mangino as the champion of the coach-mocking game.
Yes, that was a long sentence. It’s just that I think the future is finally here. Deep breaths. Baby Mangino can finally move over.
Meet Baby Iron Mike Ditka. He’s full of barely audible f-bombs, hilarious quotes and enough hair gel to hold down that lettuce in a stiff Chicago breeze.
Game over, Baby Mangino.