• Eva Longoria shows off her bootylicious booty • Just remember, mind the gap • Kim Kardashian gives us a great view • I would love to be Ali Landry's paddle instructor • The great 2013 SI Calendar preview • Birte Glang is a fine piece of German engineering • Well hello to yourself Ashley Greene • Candice Swanepoel is just what the doctor ordered
Big news coming out of Philadelphia early this morning. No, it wasn't the Eagles third lucky win of the season...it was this heroin bust by the Upper Darby police. An undercover cop made a sizable purchase of 140 bags of heroin last Thursday. Standard on the mean streets of Philly, but something was different about these baggies: they were labled "LeBron James". Yep, The King himself is now officially an endorser of Philadelphia's finest heroin! JUMP!
Its been three long years since Marko Jaric has been on an NBA roster, but the wait is finally over...for now. ESPN has announced that the Bulls signed Jaric to their training camp roster, giving the 33-year-old another shot at the NBA. Why would we care about a random scrub like Jaric? Don't let those three years Jaric spent in Europe fudge your memory...he's the lucky S.O.B. who's married to Adriana Lima! JUMP!
Gentlemen, say hello to Jessica VerSteeg, a 25-year-old model who wants to be the next Miss Iowa and just happens to date N.Y. Giants safety Tyler Sash. The suspended Sash (tested positive for Adderall) tweeted over the weekend: "My girlfriend @jessversteeg is running for Ms. Iowa follow her to keep up with her." A full Busted Coverage investigation ensued and we figured out that VerSteeg's career should explode over this news. JUMP!
Gulp. One of our worst nightmares as WWE fans has come true. Kelly Kelly is officially leaving the company to pursue other career options. Now not only will we be forced to watch crappy divas matches, but said matches will now be without one of the sexiest divas in WWE history. Kelly Kelly had been in the WWE since 2006 and apparently has had enough of the WWE grind. Yes she's still banging NHL'er Sheldon Souray. JUMP!
The funniest part of this video of Redskins RB Alfred Morris' mother cleaning her ears with car keys is that Alfred was just on BC 10 days ago for a story on the 1991 Mazda he drives. This family obviously has cars on the brain; son won't take his 626 to the scrap yard and mom cleans her ears with a car key. This is what happens when your son is a 6th round rookie out of FAU and can't get you suite tickets - you get caught on TV shoving a Toyota Camry key. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
This just goes to show you that nobody, not even an MVP candidate, can escape rookie hazing. Outfielder Mike Trout, who recently became the first MLB rookie with 30 home runs and 40 steals, was forced to don baby gear with the rest of the Angels rookies. Gotta respect Trout and his thick skin while taking a prank like this. The guy is having a better season than any of his veteran teammates and just takes it like a champ. JUMP!
The Cleveland Browns might be 0-4 and headed for the worst record in the NFL, but that didn't stop Joe Haden from getting engaged over the weekend to his girlfriend @Sarah_Moo. That's her Instagram account that she has now deleted. No, we don't have a full name for this Persian chick that Haden has decided to grow old with. It was around this time last year when Peyton Hillis got married in the middle of a work week. JUMP!
In case you haven't heard, BC headed to East Lansing and invaded College Gameday. We wanted to see the most interesting game of the most boring weekend of college football so far and we weren't disappointed. The signs from Michigan State fans were great and the game was actually halfway decent. The girls of Michigan State also did not disappoint. These girls know how to party and proved that they might be the best the Big Ten has to offer! JUMP!
These two photos are confusing us. This is Saturday night in NYC. The girl, @HaleyHorn15, was in NYC for the first time, got to the city on Friday, did the tourist thing and then just happens to run into the two most-talked about QBs in the NFL - in a hotel room? How? Then, she ends up at the Jets-49ers blowout. Is she dating one of the Jets OLs? Someone better start answering questions - NOW! JUMP!
Of course everyone is going nuts over Tom Brady's "F*ck you, bitches" from yesterday. Meanwhile, we're over here laughing - HARD - at Bills' ball boy going balls to the walls trying to snag this kickoff ball with the Pats leading 42-21 early in the 4th. Does it look like he separates his shoulder with that fall? Yes. Did the refs stop play for medics to scoop his ass off the field? Yes. Will ball boy be in the IR? Yes. Ball boy lesson: never leave your feet for a stupid football. JUMP!
It's amazing seeing how delusional New York Giants fans are. Kicker Lawrence Tynes had an opportunity to win the game last night with a 54-yard field goal. By no means is that kick a chip shot, even for the best kickers, and as you know Tynes came up a few yards short. Countless Giants fans have ignored the horrible Ramses Barden pass interference call and put the full blame on Tynes. One guy said to ship him to Iraq! JUMP!
Via: Police say 26-year-old Jesse T. Alexander of Nashville was pronounced dead at Baptist Hospital on Saturday night. Police say the stabbing happened at about 8:15 p.m. CDT as Alexander and his brother, 38-year-old Joshua Alexander, tailgated with family and friends after the Tennessee State University homecoming game. Police say Joshua Alexander drove away from the parking lot. At least TSU beat Arkansas-Pine Bluff, 40-13.
• Jose Lima's widow marrying famous baseball son • GIF: Holy shit, Eli Manning is mean-muggin' • Desmond Howard talking about 'Beaver Juice' • College football polls: Someone votes FSU #1 • Moron screaming 'Baba Booey' during Ryder Cup • BEST TRICEP BRA YOU'LL SEE ALL DAY: Ashley Sky • BOOBS: Lacey Banghard doing her thing in a bikini • BOING! Ali Landry now in black bikini
What did we learn yesterday about the NFL? Michael Vick somehow has the Eagles at 3-1, the Patriots are the best 2-2 team, the Bengals have the best young offense in the league, Atlanta will clinch the NFC South by Thanksgiving and Arizona is the biggest phony 4-0 team (NFL Standings). Defense doesn't win championships these days. The Cardinals are a fraud waiting to be exposed. The headline in today's NY Post: Tebow should get chance to start. Let's get rolling!