There is a crazy story floating around the SEC today about a plane crash over the weekend involving Bama fans that is almost too good to believe. How crazy are Bama fans about making kickoff at Bryant-Denny? They'll go from just surviving a plane crash to hitching a ride to making a football game while their plane was left in a cotton field. The savior? God? Well, sure, but an Auburn grad is being hailed as a hero. JUMP!
Yep, Tony Romo has done it again...and by 'it' we mean throw five interceptions in a Monday Night Football game. With every interception last night Romo looked progressively worse and worse. It's amazing it took Jason Garrett that long to give Kyle Orton a shot. Really, that 4th interception wasn't enough? Romo has to get more hate than love in Cowboyland at this point. Judging by all the NSFW action on Twitter the guy's days are numbered. JUMP!
Remember last week when news began to surface that Cowboys.com was now a gay dating site? A place where you can "find your own cowboy", so to speak? That was hilarious and cool that somebody got the best of Jerry Jones, but we have something that might top that. Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has pulled the ultimate bad-ass move by purchasing Nets.com! Not only that but he threw in a little jab to Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov...in Russian! JUMP!
What are the odds of hitting 15-of-15 NFL picks in a single week of football? Astronomical. That's why Gino DiFelice of Brantford, Ontario won $725, 274 for his perfect ticket in the Ontario Lottery (Proline). That's right, in Canada you can play NFL games instead of picking numbers. We're not experts on how the picks work, but once the replacement ref signaled touchdown, Gino cashed the huge ticket. JUMP!
Ever see a fully clothed Canadian Football League streaker on a full sprint hit a mascot with a form tackle during a timeout? Same here. It's a first. Of course the chicks recording this act like the guy just committed some horrible crime. It's just a form tackle on 'Buzz,' the Winnipeg Blue Bombers mascot. No biggie. Hey, if a fan is going to blast a mascot, at least run through the tackle. And 'old man' does exactly that. JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win. JUMP!
• Brooklyn Nets dancers dunking in Brazil • BUSTED: Guy recording Lingerie Football asses • VIDEO: Michigan State professor's naked meltdown • Pic: Nats fan giving Philly Fanatic a BJ • Ex-Bobcats dancer sorry for making out w/Jason Aldean • Who's Up For Motorboating Heather Graham? • Hair Bra Of The Day: Andrea Guzman • Playboy Twitpic Roundup: Scroll to Francesa Frigo
That'll be enough, morons. Stop it with your victory tour. We'll hate your stupid asses by Thanksgiving. In Tony Romo news, helluva night throwing 5 INTs for the 2nd time on MNF in his career (Buffalo 2007). Care what Jerry Jones said after the 34-18 loss? In other TV news, TLC has a new show coming on Extreme Cheapskates. One woman doesn't use toilet paper. She uses some sort of soap and water bottle method. Not kidding. Let's get rolling!
• Eva Longoria shows off her bootylicious booty • Just remember, mind the gap • Kim Kardashian gives us a great view • I would love to be Ali Landry's paddle instructor • The great 2013 SI Calendar preview • Birte Glang is a fine piece of German engineering • Well hello to yourself Ashley Greene • Candice Swanepoel is just what the doctor ordered
Big news coming out of Philadelphia early this morning. No, it wasn't the Eagles third lucky win of the season...it was this heroin bust by the Upper Darby police. An undercover cop made a sizable purchase of 140 bags of heroin last Thursday. Standard on the mean streets of Philly, but something was different about these baggies: they were labled "LeBron James". Yep, The King himself is now officially an endorser of Philadelphia's finest heroin! JUMP!
Its been three long years since Marko Jaric has been on an NBA roster, but the wait is finally over...for now. ESPN has announced that the Bulls signed Jaric to their training camp roster, giving the 33-year-old another shot at the NBA. Why would we care about a random scrub like Jaric? Don't let those three years Jaric spent in Europe fudge your memory...he's the lucky S.O.B. who's married to Adriana Lima! JUMP!
Gentlemen, say hello to Jessica VerSteeg, a 25-year-old model who wants to be the next Miss Iowa and just happens to date N.Y. Giants safety Tyler Sash. The suspended Sash (tested positive for Adderall) tweeted over the weekend: "My girlfriend @jessversteeg is running for Ms. Iowa follow her to keep up with her." A full Busted Coverage investigation ensued and we figured out that VerSteeg's career should explode over this news. JUMP!
Gulp. One of our worst nightmares as WWE fans has come true. Kelly Kelly is officially leaving the company to pursue other career options. Now not only will we be forced to watch crappy divas matches, but said matches will now be without one of the sexiest divas in WWE history. Kelly Kelly had been in the WWE since 2006 and apparently has had enough of the WWE grind. Yes she's still banging NHL'er Sheldon Souray. JUMP!
The funniest part of this video of Redskins RB Alfred Morris' mother cleaning her ears with car keys is that Alfred was just on BC 10 days ago for a story on the 1991 Mazda he drives. This family obviously has cars on the brain; son won't take his 626 to the scrap yard and mom cleans her ears with a car key. This is what happens when your son is a 6th round rookie out of FAU and can't get you suite tickets - you get caught on TV shoving a Toyota Camry key. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
This just goes to show you that nobody, not even an MVP candidate, can escape rookie hazing. Outfielder Mike Trout, who recently became the first MLB rookie with 30 home runs and 40 steals, was forced to don baby gear with the rest of the Angels rookies. Gotta respect Trout and his thick skin while taking a prank like this. The guy is having a better season than any of his veteran teammates and just takes it like a champ. JUMP!