Finally, a giant f-you to those on the West Coast who think it's funny that our asses have to stay up until midnight for the end of Nebraska-Ohio State. Thanks, ESPN intern. In other sports news, who watched ESPN's 30 for 30 'Broke' documentary? Sad shit, right? Doesn't get any worse than Bernie Kosar being so broke he couldn't afford to keep his daughter out of porn. That's broke. Then there's crack addict Keith McCants and his trips to jail. Let's get rolling!
Bozeman, Montana police this afternoon released this surveillance image from one of the cities fine grocery stores. What we have here is a Syracuse basketball fan (Terrence Roberts jersey?) wearing his hipster white watch and about to rip off some beer. DO YOU KNOW THIS PUNK? Bozeman is on high alert and could use your assistance. Pass the word amongst your Bozeman friends. Do you run a Bozeman grocery store? Hunker down. He's lurking.
If you don't remember NFL WAG Jennifer Walcott, let us fill you in. Walcott is a Playmate, Miss August 2001 to be exact, and is married to former NFL safety Adam Archuleta. Our obsession began back in 2008 and it hasn't faltered since which is why it makes us so happy seeing her comeback continue. A few months ago it was a casual shoot for Bench Warmer. Now Walcott is back with a full-on exotic location bikini shoot. JUMP!
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NFL WAG Jessica VerSteeg (dating suspended N.Y. Giants safety Tyler Sash) sent us a thank you note for the kind words in Monday's post on her journey to becoming Miss Iowa 2012. She reminded us that she's competing in the Miss USA operation for the Iowa crown. That said, there isn't a talent portion of the pageants. Instead, competitors must dazzle during the Q&A portion. So we tested Jessica. JUMP!
Lets just say things haven't been going swimmingly in Lexington this fall. Coach Joker Phillips has the Wildcats at a 1-4 record heading into their showdown with Mississippi State this weekend. Getting whooped by a combined 76-17 in their two SEC games, it doesn't look like things are getting better from here. In order to please the locals, they have to remind them their Men's Basketball team won the National Championship last year with...what else, a corn maze! JUMP!
Hockey hasn't been part of ESPN networks since 2004-05. Did any of you notice or care? No? Didn't think so. Well, we are here to put hockey back on the map for you guys because Russia's KHL (Kontinental Hockey League) has officially signed with ESPN to have select games streamed live on ESPN3. To celebrate hockey's (kind of) return to ESPN we bring you 84 sexy KHL ice girls!JUMP!
This GIF of Michelle Jenneke bouncing in the rain first surfaced on the Internet around August 1 and then it fell into the dark Internet abyss. At some point this week it ended up on Reddit and is making a comeback. You remember Jenneke, the Australian hurdler who DID NOT go to the Olympics, yet was the most searched athletes of the summer. Let's give Michelle another run and keep you guys happy on a slow sports day. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: email@example.com
In our first edition of 'Girls Of The Pac-12' we featured a group of Arizona sorority girls in their underwear. Didn't think we could top that? Wrong. This week the Wildcat sorority girls stepped up with a tube top group shot. Coming off of a tough 38-35 loss to Oregon State, Arizona doesn't have a break as they travel to Stanford to take on a the #18 Cardinal. Maybe a little TLC from these babes will do the football team some good. JUMP!
There is a crazy story floating around the SEC today about a plane crash over the weekend involving Bama fans that is almost too good to believe. How crazy are Bama fans about making kickoff at Bryant-Denny? They'll go from just surviving a plane crash to hitching a ride to making a football game while their plane was left in a cotton field. The savior? God? Well, sure, but an Auburn grad is being hailed as a hero. JUMP!
Yep, Tony Romo has done it again...and by 'it' we mean throw five interceptions in a Monday Night Football game. With every interception last night Romo looked progressively worse and worse. It's amazing it took Jason Garrett that long to give Kyle Orton a shot. Really, that 4th interception wasn't enough? Romo has to get more hate than love in Cowboyland at this point. Judging by all the NSFW action on Twitter the guy's days are numbered. JUMP!
Remember last week when news began to surface that Cowboys.com was now a gay dating site? A place where you can "find your own cowboy", so to speak? That was hilarious and cool that somebody got the best of Jerry Jones, but we have something that might top that. Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has pulled the ultimate bad-ass move by purchasing Nets.com! Not only that but he threw in a little jab to Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov...in Russian! JUMP!
What are the odds of hitting 15-of-15 NFL picks in a single week of football? Astronomical. That's why Gino DiFelice of Brantford, Ontario won $725, 274 for his perfect ticket in the Ontario Lottery (Proline). That's right, in Canada you can play NFL games instead of picking numbers. We're not experts on how the picks work, but once the replacement ref signaled touchdown, Gino cashed the huge ticket. JUMP!
Ever see a fully clothed Canadian Football League streaker on a full sprint hit a mascot with a form tackle during a timeout? Same here. It's a first. Of course the chicks recording this act like the guy just committed some horrible crime. It's just a form tackle on 'Buzz,' the Winnipeg Blue Bombers mascot. No biggie. Hey, if a fan is going to blast a mascot, at least run through the tackle. And 'old man' does exactly that. JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win. JUMP!
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That'll be enough, morons. Stop it with your victory tour. We'll hate your stupid asses by Thanksgiving. In Tony Romo news, helluva night throwing 5 INTs for the 2nd time on MNF in his career (Buffalo 2007). Care what Jerry Jones said after the 34-18 loss? In other TV news, TLC has a new show coming on Extreme Cheapskates. One woman doesn't use toilet paper. She uses some sort of soap and water bottle method. Not kidding. Let's get rolling!
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