Sorry, ladies, you get porky Andruw Jones in his tighty black underwear instead of Jeter, ARod or Eric Chavez. According to the jersey chasers who were watching live, this undie incident went down during a YES interview with Nick Swisher. Of course there were those chicks who would lower their standards for the chance to do dirty things to the washed up Jones. He only hit .197 and is a fat rich guy. Have some self-respect. (@val12martin)
Nigga please. Hell yes we figured black dudes would be frantic over the release of NBA2K13 on Tuesday. And they were. Nothing gets black dudes fired up like the return of the NBA and video games. They picked up a copy after midnight Tuesday and haven't stopped playing. Nigga-bombs and smack talk left and right. Example: "Buy a broke nigga 2K13 & watch his eyes light up." That's why we get up in the morning - honesty on Twitter. JUMP!
A quick Google search reveals that Reggie Sanders made just shy of $42,000,000 during his baseball career that ended in 2007. The guy never had 100-plus RBI in a single season and still pulled down that kind of f-you money. Anyway, Reg is selling his Myrtle Beach condo and could really use a buyer. In the market for an oceanfront pad to impress the ladies? Tired of your timeshare? Step up and buy one outright. JUMP!
Irish actor Liam Neeson was doing the media rounds yesterday for some upcoming movie that we could care less about. Of course that meant a stop at ESPN and a spot on live SportsCenter to talk Tebow, the Jets and of course a couple plugs for the dumb movie. Neeson, seemingly in a daze from being paraded up and down the Eastern seaboard, isn't ready for this Tebow softball question. And then we get the "sh*t" bomb from Liam. JUMP!
Via: (Bret) Harris, 23, was arrested by University of Arkansas police...after reportedly threatening to kill a UA staff member via Twitter. The staff member is identified... as Matthew Summers, who is listed as the head football athletic trainer for the Razorbacks. "Hey Matt, Remember I checked your (expletive) for questioning me?", Harris wrote..."You set me up to be placed in Springwood. I am going to kill you." Harris (barely) played outside LB for Bobby Petrino.
• GULP: Kate Upton in dirty teacher glasses • Sweaty Donovan McNabb playing pickup ball • Video: Packers fan middle fingering a camera • Obvious: ESPN has giant boner for Tebow • OMG! Jeter's ex walking around in these pants • 16 Brides Doing Kegstands At Their Wedding • Jordan Carver...something...HANDBRA! • Hottest Australian Hooters Girl of the Day: Raechel
Imagine Tony Reali - via satellite - hosting a presidential debate and having full use of his trusty mute button. Of course the point system would be used. The combatants go over their time and get annoying - MUTE. If one guy isn't making sense and is just rambling to control the clock - MUTE. Yes, Reali was tweeting last night about this very subject. In football news, USC at Utah tonight. The Song Girls will be sold off to the highest bidding polygamist. Let's get rolling!
For the first time since the steroid era ended, the MLB playoffs will have the Yankees, a first-time Nats, Miguel Cabrera, Justin Verlander, the World Series runner-up Rangers, Bryce Harper and a new wildcard playoff game. Can't get excited about that? What's wrong with you? It'll also be the first playoffs for MLB girlfriends Kate Upton and Angela Rypien. Still not excited for October baseball? Shame on you. JUMP!
• Minka Kelly's casual hotness is amazing • The 20 hottest photos of Berenice Marlohe • Smoking hot Kat Graham does some yoga • 25 Celebs you never knew were cheerleaders • Don't mess with Maria Menounos • The World looks better from a woman's POV • Cameron Diaz gets kinky in Esquire UK • Emma Stone's futuristic hotness
Things really are getting bad down in Miami. The Dolphins suck and the Marlins, at a record of 69-92, are a whopping 28 games behind Washington going into today's season finale. Fans gave up, Ozzie Guillen lost control and players mailed it in back in August. Last night, as Carlos Lee was trotting out to the field in the 9th inning, he went for a friendly fist pound with coach Joey Cora. Said fist bump didn't go according to plan. JUMP!
Everyone relax, these two photos of @KailinBOSS & Jerry Jones are from over the summer. It's not like he was drunk this week and hanging on a Saints fan (which she is) who also roots for Alabama (which she does). Kailin actually had some rough words for Jerry during Monday's Cowboys game when she re-uploaded this fun photo: "Glad I got to get a picture with Jerry Jones before he dies of a heart attack brought on by Tony Homo tonight." JUMP!
You know what continues to make me smile five years after starting Busted Coverage? Yeah, NFL cheerleaders being flown behind enemy lines to entertain our boys in the military. Love it, especially considering all these Muslim extremists despise boobs, perfectly tanned skin and blonde hair. They just need to try sex a few times and tell us it's worth giving up to blow themselves into pieces. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: email@example.com
Miami is 4-1 on the season and still undefeated in ACC play. Their only loss came at the hands of Kansas State in the form of a 52-13 massacre. Being 4-1 and atop the conference should drive up attendance and fan interest right? Well judging by some of their crowds this year people just don't seem to care about The U like they used to. All that matters is that the Hurricanes hotties are still showing up to tailgate! JUMP!
You might have noticed Curt Schilling - an ESPN employee - on last night's documentary 'Broke' from the 30 for 30 series. Curt talked about athletes, money and troubles. Ironically, it came out yesterday that Curt is trying to sell his $3.45 million Massachusetts house. It was probably just a coincidence. Anyway, Schilling, who made more than $114 million in his baseball career, is having trouble with money these days. JUMP!
In case you missed it, former Rutgers defensive tackle and paraplegic Eric LeGrand sent a playful tweet to Lolo Jones challenging her to a race. Being the thinker that Jones is, she responded quickly with, "Get Checked for a concussion. Clearly, u’ve been hit in the head… Cos u arnt beating a track athlete.” She sent a few more ignorant, insensitive tweets before realizing her folly. Obviously Twitter lost it on the dumb track star. JUMP!
Here we go again with Mark Cuban living the life you wish you were living at 54. Let's not forget that Cuban is married with children, rich and gets to go back to Indiana on weekends to party with college chicks. This is Cubes at Kilroy's in Bloomington drinking a bottle of beer and throwing his hands in the air to Gangnam Style. Let's face it, losers, you sit at that desk all day trying to figure out how to be this guy - for a day. JUMP!
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• Erin Andrews & a giant 'Cock • Great profile of the prolific GIF-master @LSUfreek • Lolo Jones asks Eric LeGrand for a foot race • VIDEO: Bruins fan licks NYC subway railing • Boobs - Mrs. Jay Cutler • GIF #15: Shawn Johnson walking on her hands • Ex-WAG Melissa Satta's ass hits the runway! • Best Portugese Handbra of the Day: Elena Gomez