According to MLB.com, Bartolo Colon was taken to the hospital Sunday after being hit by a line drive in a Dominican Republic Winter League game. All the national sports outlets covered this as if Bartolo had died. In fact, the guy walked away from the stadium under his own power.
Look at that photo from @AguilaPica. Colon was fine because his chin is fat and can take a punch.
It’s not like anyone will even realize he was drilled because a little swelling will just make him look like he has a mouthful of ice cream.