Mike Illitch’s Hair: Real Or A Rug?

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Kinda leaning towards real because what f**king rug shop sells shag carpet rugs these days? This is almost too fake not to be real. The guy might be 83, but you know he’s going straight to the strip club in a wheelchair to get some big ‘ol Detroit boobies in that face.

Stay real, Mike.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t die before the Tigers win it all. This guy is a good dude for Detroit sports. He’s sold so many shitty pizzas over the years to build this team it would be a shame for him to watch Game 7 in a casket.

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