What does Oakland A’s outfielder Jonny Gomes do now that they’re done for the year? Throws his ’08 Cadillac Escalade up on eBay, that’s what. Even though baseballs got a quick offseason the guy’s gotta get paid somehow. A quick $40k in his pocket should carry him until the Spring when paychecks start rolling in again.
You and your four roommates can pitch in and only drop $8k a piece and have the sweetest ride on campus! You know you haven’t seen any 24-inch black rims rolling around your neck of the woods. Here are some more features of Gomes’ Escalade:
- Black Raven exterior with Black Ebony leather interior
- 403 hp. 6.2 L V8 engine and all wheel drive for all you car nerds
- XM Satellite Radio with a Bose speaker system
- Heated/cooled climate front seats!
- Only 41,050 miles, practically new!
- Limo tint…like a real G
Word on the street is that it is up for sale locally so act quickly. Don’t wanna miss out on the opportunity to pick up chicks in Jonny Gomes whip!