“I had to spend 48 hours in jail.”
Paraphrasing Bama fan: They told me I had to wear an orange jumpsuit and sandals.
Jail: “You gotta wear ‘um”
Jail: “You got to, man.”
Jail: “You’ll walk around naked.”
“I said, ‘Well motherf*cker, that’s fine. I will.’ ”
Look, should we trust a guy’s story about not wearing an orange prison jumpsuit because he’s a Bama fan and hates Tennessee? Probably, he’s such a big Bama fan that he wears that ridiculous Roll Tide shirt with sandals. What is that?
Hands down, this is the best Bama fan/SEC fan hidden camera video I’ve personally seen on the Internet. A guy is willing to walk around naked in jail because he won’t wear the Tennessee orange jumpsuit? Are you kidding me? How will this one ever be dethroned?
UPDATE: Reporter Nick Lough (@NickLough) at WAFF-48 in Huntsville, AL tells us he talked to the Sumner sheriff and is told that the jumpsuits in his jail are black and white, not orange.
SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!
Do you know this Bama fan? Were you in the Sumner County jail (think that’s what he’s saying) with a naked redneck? Share your story.