Vegas Might Have Serial Baseball Cap Bank Robber; KC Royals Hat Strikes
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A man with an apparent affinity for baseball caps is suspected of robbing his second southwest valley bank in a week, this time striking around noon Thursday at a bank near South Rainbow Boulevard and West Robindale Road.
Metro Police officials said a man wearing a light blue Kansas City Royals hat approached the bank clerk, said he was armed and demanded money. The clerk gave the man an undisclosed amount of money and then the suspect fled.
Police believe the same guy is responsible for this robbery where a guy was wearing a Giants hat. This shouldn’t be a tough case to crack. Dude has massive sports hat collection, is a poker junkie addict and can’t keep his ass out of Vegas casinos. Of course one of his addict friends will turn him in. Just a matter of time.