Earlier today Gawker posted nearly two minutes of a very raw, NSFW Hulk Hogan sex tape. Reportedly this tape was being shopped around in March but nobody bit. Whoever was trying to pawn that tape off is a moron for not coming to BC. We would have been all over that sh*t. The Hulkster having a 30-minute sex tape is the most exciting WWE related news we’ve heard in a while. Making it even better is the fact that Hulk is boning his best friends ex-wife!
You heard it right. Not only is Hulk in the buff on the internet now, he is also on camera banging his best friends ex. According to Gawker the tape consists of:
30 minutes of footage taken of 59-year-old Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler, Real Life American Hero to many, f***ing a woman rumored to be the ex-wife of his best friend, a famous radio DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge.
Can’t say we’re stunned to hear the wife of a man named “Bubba the Love Sponge” would be the type to bang her ex-husband’s best friend. Anyways, Hogan claims that he was filmed without his consent. His claim might be true considering the camera location and the way he was acting. He was far too candid and his quotes far too bizarre. The highlights:
F*ck, I just ate too. I feel like a pig.
Then to add insult to injury, he wears a shirt of his best friend…who’s ex he just banged!
Gotta put my Bubba shirt back on.
Back to feeling like a fat-ass.
Can’t believe I just ate like a pig ten minutes ago.
I feel like I just got off a f*cking roller coaster.
If you’re at work, we wouldn’t recommend watching this on the computer. However, we encourage you whip out your phone and watch the 1:41 of glory. Check out the video here, courtesy of Gawker.