Browns Fan’s Sunday Bank Robbery Fails, Robs Bank On Monday [Cuff 'Em]
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This guy tried to rob a Chagrin Falls, Ohio bank on Sunday, but he failed because the teller took her drawer key with her on a bathroom break.
But Browns fan would not be deterred. He struck for real on Monday.
The FBI says a man wearing a Browns baseball cap and waving a pistol robbed the North Main Street US Bank Monday afternoon.
The FBI said the man entered the US Bank on North Main Street just before 3 p.m. Monday. The man is described as approximately 5’7″ tall with a heavy build, in his 40s.
He was wearing a Browns ball cap, a sports coat and a collared shirt. He waved a pistol around but no one was hurt. He came in and left by the rear door to the bank and it was not determined which way he headed when he left.
No way this guy lasts seven days without being caught before Browns-Giants kickoff on Sunday. And since when are banks open on Sunday? News to us.