• Sarah Shahi's Maxim photoshoot is unbelievable • Nikki Reed is actually talking to me on the phone • Eva Longoria shows her bare ass (nsfw) • Lucy Mecklenburgh knows how to dress to impress • Alessandra Ambrosio and Lais Ribeiro are fabulous • Ladies, your bras were meant to be burned • What is Kate Upton doing in this video? • Looks like Courtney Stodden bought a new face
BC follower @misterfacetious sent us this dispatch: "I'm sure these will roll in. Mike Wallace aka Eli Manning. Eli, get out of the tanning bed!" This wouldn't be so bad, but Wallace is a very, very black man. If it wouldn've been a lighter black guy like Hines Ward, this fail wouldn't have been so epic. And how do you mistakenly get Eli's career bio in there and mix in a Steelers logo? Unfathomable. Send us 'ESPN Intern Fails': firstname.lastname@example.org
Alright, we admit it, we might have been harsh the last time we featured Kate Upton on the site. Looking at these new photos from the CR Fashion Book it is clear Kate Upton is still supermodel material, but the context of these photos are a bit suspect. Clearly this is not Kate's fault, just the weird photographer end editor, but putting our favorite supermodel with a bunch of babies, animals and a creep in a unicorn suit just isn't cutting it! JUMP!
I just happened to be listening to WJOX in Alabama this afternoon when some redneck called and wanted to banter about last night's Buffalo-Kent State game. Of course this redneck started talking about Buffalo QB Alex Zordich's mom, Cynthia. Redneck mentioned something about mom being a "10" and how she was a photographer. Time to open up ESPN3 and Twitter to find my coordinates. And then she appeared, Mrs. Zordich! JUMP!
No Lingerie Football League in the USA? No problem! The Canadian's are picking up the slack and have been having quite an eventful LFL season. The Toronto Triumph were taking on the Saskatoon Sirens last Saturday when what appeared to be a routine running play turned into something special. Petshauna "The Locomotive" Pinnock was looking to gain some extra yardage when Heather "Rockstar" Furr got in her way. JUMP!
Indiana Pacers forward Danny Granger is a real man of the people. You want to know what its like to live like an NBA player for a month? All you gotta do is round up a few of your buddies and pony up $25,000 and you can rent out Granger's L.A. house for a month. Why Granger has sunk millions into a house that is over 2,000 miles from where he plays basketball is beyond us, but hey, it has a sweet pool! With mountain views! JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: email@example.com
It was announced a few weeks back that Jay Crawford was leaving First Take to join the SportsCenter crew. Good for Jay. How the guy hasn't killed himself and/or Skip Bayless while hosting the show is a miracle in and of itself. The new host, Cari Champion, is scheduled to start in October. Finally a little eye-candy on the show! Cari joins the show after previously working local TV, and most recently the Tennis Channel. JUMP!
Redskins rookie running back Alfred Morris seems to understand NFL stands for 'Not For Long,' as in how long most 6th round draft picks will be cashing checks in the league. The guy came out of Florida Atlantic in the 2012 draft and seemingly knew his rookie contract wasn't going to stretch very far. That's his 1991 Mazda 626. He drives it to the Redskins practice facility, according to the Redskins blog, and parks it right next to five-figure SUVs. JUMP!
I'll keep this simple for you morons: Our brothers at Coed are trying to give away a 50" Toshiba LED. All you need to do is upload a photo of yourself being a football superfan. Have a photo of yourself in Eagles bodypaint doing a keg stand while your legs are being held by nuns? UPLOAD IT! Have a photo of yourself wearing a cheesehead and being fed grapes by chicks in bikinis? UPLOAD IT! Don't say we didn't try to help you upgrade that terrible 32-incher.
How do drunk rednecks come down off a crazy finish last weekend in the Kentucky-Western Kentucky game? For this guy, he gets his ass stomped by some chick who looks like she's had some MMA training. Yes, that's a hotel. Yes, he eventually drills her back. Yes, Kentucky dude is all kinds of bloodied. Yes, the hotel doesn't have a quick response team. The black people recording this can barely comprehend these morons. JUMP!
It's been a rough few months for the NHL and commissioner Gary Bettman. With another lockout looming, Bettman was feeling the heat from all sides. Poor management and inflated contracts have led the league to another ugly situation and fans patience is growing thin. This is the third work stoppage in Bettman's tenure and things are not looking promising. Hockey fans went to Twitter to destroy Bettman. More death threats than we've ever seen before! JUMP!
Via: Christopher Huxford, Thomas Finnegan and Matt Manno wanted tickets to the sold out FSU-Clemson game and found two "student guest" tickets available on craigs list. They arranged to meet the seller paid 140 bucks and soon realized the tickets weren't real. FSU police have arrested 20 year old Christopher Mertin. He's facing felony charges for forgery, fraud and counterfeiting. Here's his Twitter account. Doesn't look like he enjoyed football.
• Kentucky fan gets UK fake eyeball • WAGs of UEFA Champions League Group Stage • Vince Young REALLY LOVES T.G.I.Fridays! • Tenn. Vols fan has 'T' goatee • HELL YES: Caroline Wozniacki underwear outtakes • Best Handbra Of The Day: Elana Gomez • HOLY CLEAV! Gentlemen, meet Nicole McLean • 60 End-Of-Summer Bikini Girls!
Get 15 gallons of gas, free water to clean your windows and so much Tebow talk you'll forget about getting raped by the Saudi oil assholes. (Via @npre55.) The big news this morning isn't sports related. It's the news that Monica Lewinsky is going to write a tell-all about sex with Bill Clinton. In college football news, you get BYU-Boise tonight at 9 (Week 4 schedule). In MLB news, the Orioles won't stop winning. Yankees lead is just 1/2 game. Let's get rolling!
The worst fans in the NFL: (5.) Jets (4.) Eagles (3.) Cowboys (2.) Raiders (1.) Steelers. When you are rocking a 'YOURMOM' 69 jersey during the home opener, Steelers fan pushes to the front. Sure, Raiders fans will curb stomp each other, but Steelers fans just have to be vile, white sock wearing, trash. Does Roger Goodell want fans walking around a stadium with kids asking what this jersey means? No. Will Roger get to the bottom of this trash? JUMP!