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Metro Police is asking the public’s help in identifying a man who robbed a bank Thursday afternoon near Rhodes Ranch.
The robbery occurred about 4:45 p.m., at a bank in the area of South Durango Drive and Warm Springs Road. The man went to a teller’s window, placed a handgun on the counter with the barrel facing the teller and demanded money. The teller complied and the suspect left.
Last seen making it rain at Olympic Gardens. Keep an eye out for him to surface at Margaritaville inside the Flamingo. If not there, he’s at the Cosmopolitan. Those seem to be legit Vegas hiding spots.