Texas A&M’s First Fan Bank Robbery As Member Of SEC [Cuff 'Em]

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The first robbery was at about 11:45 a.m. Monday at the Chase Bank at 1415 Main Street. The second robbery was yesterday morning at the Northern Trust Bank at 2020 Ross Ave. The suspect approached the teller and demanded cash, according to police reports.

In the surveillance photos, he is wearing dark sunglasses, a dark T-shirt, and a hat.

The suspect is described as in his 20s, between 5 foot 7 and 6 feet tall. He weighs about 200 pounds. He has a goatee and tattoos on both arms.

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