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Are you a single or about to be divorced athlete playing in the NBA, MLB or NFL? Have you been looking for Ms. Right but just keep finding worthless jersey chasers not worth of your American Express? Are American women getting boring and you’d like to spice things up with an import? Let Busted Coverage help.

As experts in the field of hot chicks and the American athlete, we will scour the world to find the perfect chick who’ll respect your millions.

Meet Danica Thrall. Just 24, this British glamor model who just finished competing in the U.K. version of Big Brother where she was ousted after housemates found out she was having a ‘show-mance.’

Get To Know Danica Thrall:

• Born in Derby, England

• Has twin sister

• Has done lesbian softcore

• Has a lingerie modeling career

• Odds she blows through your salary: High

• Is willing to IM or Skype

• Has worked for FHM, Nuts, Maxim and Loaded

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Intangibles: Exotic and foreign, yet able to communicate in English. Will have WAGs on your team completely jealous and scared their meal ticket will dump them for a UK import.

How Much: You’re probably talking $250k-$350k a year in jewelry, cars, dinners at Nobu, Vegas trips – just for Danica. This isn’t a relationship you can afford on the MLB minimum.

Odds You’ll Marry Her: Low to Impossible

[Photo Credit]   [Official: Danica Thrall]

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