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Brewers Fan In Dolce & Gabbana Sunglasses Robbing Illinois Bank [Cuff 'Em]

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According to the FBI, a man entered Charter One, 1400 Torrence Ave. (Calumet City, Illinois), around 9:15 a.m., announced a robbery and fled with an unknown amount of money. Authorities said the man did not display a weapon.

The man is described is a black male between the ages of 30 and 40, between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighing between 180 and 200 pounds. He was wearing a black baseball cap, sunglasses and a red shirt at the time of the crime.

Two things the description left out. The guy possibly roots for Ryan Braun and the Brewers. Also, he wears chick sunglasses. Shouldn’t be a very hard case to crack. Keep your eyes out at Chicago-area Macy’s.

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