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Authorities are seeking information into the identity of the man wearing a New York Yankees baseball hat who robbed a South Toledo bank by gunpoint this morning.
During the robbery, the man dropped a bag of money a short distance away from the bank. A portion of that money was recovered, although the FBI declined to comment further, said David Dustin, a supervisory senior resident agent.
Shockingly, the newspaper doesn’t address the Yankees hat or the banner conveniently hanging behind Morgan Freeman. Their loss.