Boogity…Boogity…Boogity…NASCAR Fan Pulling Bank Heists In Buffalo [Cuff ‘Em]

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Police are on the lookout for a man believed to have robbed two banks – one in the Town of Tonawanda and the other in Depew – on separate occasions.

The bank robber is described as “a white male with a darker complexion,” who is about 5-feet-9 to 6 feet tall, of medium build, wearing a NASCAR cap and a fake beard and mustache. He was seen carrying a black laptop bag with a shoulder strap and is believed to be driving a tan or gold Oldsmobile Alero, police said in a statement.

NASCAR’s #42 is driven by Juan Pablo Montoya if you’re keeping track at home. Yes, Montoya drives a Chevy.

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