And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of what has been posted today to Ozzie Guillen’s Twitter account. Yes, Ozzie is a crazy maniac who doesn’t usually make sense in English, but these tweets are more incoherent than usual. Man juices? And there’s so much more. For example: whit. all. this. trafic. lol. but. is. ok. i. going. to. listen. el. tigre. rafael. salsa. program. in. venezuela. animoooo(.)
Ozzie’s account had been dead since May 17.
God, if you really do exist, please let this be real.