The Internet is choking on itself this afternoon thanks to a photo tweeted to Darren Rovell, which was then tweeted by Rovell last night, which was then seen by dozens of bloggers desperate for someone to help them with story ideas. BOOM! Now we have a mainstream media firestorm over Jonathan Vilma's restaurant Brother Jimmy's BBQ (he's a partner) running a Roger Goodell sign on its front door. FIRESTORM! JUMP!
Banned words on Twitter for Louisville & Kentucky basketball players: Keg, Blunt, Budda, Glock, Two Keys, Ricks, Roach, Meth, Strippers, Cowboys. Wait, what? Kentucky basketball players can't use Cowboys in a tweet? That's right, kids, how badly do you want to win national championships and go one-and-done? Want to tweet about Spearmint Rhino? Not at UK. JUMP!
As if LeBron James wasn't a big enough a-hole. He and Nike thought it was a good idea to charge $315 for his latest pair of sneakers, the LeBron 10's. These fancy kicks come with built-in chips that can record how long you have run or how high you have jumped...a.k.a. a white boys nightmare. Anyways, ballers were stretching their accounts thin with $120 Jordans, now LeBron is raising the stakes! Don't think Twitter let him get away with it.JUMP!
Imagine working the sh*tty mercantile exchange all day trying to keep track of hog prices and answering calls from your annoying wife about your mother-in-law wanting to get together for a family dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, f**k that, right? So you and the boys decide to totally skip dinner at home to catch a White Sox game. 'Andy' decides to tie one on and eventually spank his ass to Lady Gaga during a pitching change. JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win. Full story – JUMP!
• GIF: Jenn Brown freaking at Little League W.S. • 94 Greatest Drunken Athletes • Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders debut '12 cleav • Bobby Petrino's poon STILL engaged, STILL SEC • 5-yr-old banned from wearing MICH shirt at school • Vanessa Hudgens stripper screencaps! • Ho-Hum: Kate Moss topless sunbathing • KELLY BROOK! KELLY BROOK! KELLY BROOK!
"Bouncer" Udong easily wins nickname of the year at the Little League World Series. How about this guy's summer? He goes from taking dumps in a Ugandan communal toilet to getting new sunglasses and a clean shirt at the Little League World Series. That's a helluva summer. In NFL news, someone on the Tampa Craigslist is claiming to be selling Keyshawn Johnson's old leather couch. Call Gene @ 813-850-1697. He says $500 takes it home. Let's get rolling!
Look, at this point, if some NFL rookie doesn't have a Ms. Pac-Man logo in his head at Titans camp by tomorrow morning, it will be a failed camp for the veterans. Sure, punter Brett Kern and his cohorts have come up with some great designs. Of course we're impressed by a guy sporting a pair of sunglasses in his hair. Yes, a falcon claw coming out of a dude's widow's peak is hilarious. You mean nobody can shave an Apple logo into a guy's head? JUMP!
Will you ever get sick of babes rocking football gear? No, neither will we. Victoria's Secret models Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart and Jourdan Dunn are repping their favorite NFL and college football gear in this new shoot. Don't act like if you saw your girl come into the bedroom wearing your teams panties you wouldn't at least do a double take. For whatever reason our dumb male brain goes crazy when it sees a girl in football gear, and these photos are no different. JUMP!
• Holy Crap! Lucy Pinder looks gorgeous • Olivia Munn gets hot and busty • Emmanuelle Chriqui struts her hot body around • Scarlett Johansson looks gorgeous again • Michelle Rodriguze in Instyle is delightful • Vanessa Hudgens is great at being a lingerie stripper • Josephine De La Baume's cleavage is stunning • Hula dancers celebrate Hawaiian statehood
Wait, did you hear that Phyllis Lapin from The Office was a St. Louis Cardinals cheerleader back in the 1970s? Yes, that was news in 2011, but Yahoo! entertainment writers brought back that news this week. Did you know Teri Hatcher was a NFL cheerleader? Did you know the L.A. Rams cheerleaders were in an episode of CHiPs where they're van was pulled over by Ponch & John? Shall we take a look at NFL cheerleaders who went on to TV success? JUMP!
Here's an Oregon cheerleader you need to know in 2012: Bridget Case. A Ducks cheerleader in the class of 2014, Case steps up in the long tradition of UO ladies with aspirations of becoming the next Erin Andrews (Stephanie Essin; Katelyn Johnson; Amanda Pflugrad) . Case is a sports journalism major, which means sideline reporting. Oregon just keeps delivering hot chicks to keep Brent Musburger entertained. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: email@example.com
We've been all over the Paulina Gretzky-Jarrett Stoll love story for over a month now. Back in June these two love birds were partying up in Canada after the Kings Stanley Cup run. Since then, the trail had gotten a bit cold. Sure, Paulina was tweeting all over the place, but not a mention of Stoll...until now! The couple hit the zoo with Paulina's little bro and sent out a few pics of their steamy date. JUMP!
What did homeboys have to say about the Michael Vick rib injury? Plenty. Nothing gets a black dude in the 'hood blasting NSFW tweets like a homeboy going down to a preseason shot. Seriously, is there any shot of this guy making it through a full NFL season ever again? Black guys on Twitter sure don't think so, and one guy even compared what Vick is going through to slavery!JUMP!
I want this guy's MySpace account and I wanted it 20 minutes ago. You don't go on Antiques Roadshow rocking a Donovan McNabb Redskins jersey, jorts, pulled up white socks and K-Mart kicks and get away with it. Are those velcros? Don't even tell me those are velcros. I'll smack your ass back to 1983 if those are velcros. (How much you think that vase is worth?) JUMP!