Aaron Smith got married last weekend. He seems to be a decent guy. Good head on his shoulders. 118 Twitter followers. Cute bride. The happy couple have great smiles. Just building a nice little life for themselves. The only issue for Aaron is that he's a Cubs fan and about to have his groom's cake passed around the Internet. Sure, it's a great cake, but nothing is more depressing than being reminded of the Cubs futility by your new wife. JUMP!
• Ashley Greene is ungodly hot in this dress • Candice Swanepoel could make you pass out • Some new Aubrey O'Day headless bikini pics • Kate Upton saves the World in pink pants • Olivia Wilde in a bikini is a great sight to see • National Go Topless Day is 8/26, be prepared! • So is Taylor Swift a wedding crasher or not? • Bai Ling impromptu bikini photoshoot
High school football in Ohio starts tonight. You know what people in Ohio do from August. 25 through the Super Bowl? Think about football. Watch football. Call radio shows to talk football. Go on message boards to start a new conspiracy theory about college football. And throw a football full of drugs into a prison yard. That's right, Janine Fulton, an ex-corrections worker was arrested for going Brandon Weeden at a jail. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: email@example.com
Of course you have a '69 Jersey' buddy. You know the guy: lives by YOLO. He's probably married; his wife hates him, too. But he's the hardo who'll walk into an opposing team's stadium wearing a 'Your Mom 69' jersey. Your goal is to not get stabbed or shot. 69 YOLO doesn't care. The wife is about to leave his ass and he's not at a football game to meet a wife. He's there to crush beers and maybe throw a couple punches. JUMP!
What separates BC from all the other sports blogs rambling on about fantasy football rankings, how many wins the San Diego Chargers will have in 2012 and Tebow? We actually go out and find hot chicks who'll talk football and send us insane photos. Take today's subject, Luna Barberan (@Lunascam). She's from Spain, but her husband (sorry) taught her all about football & the New England Patriots. JUMP!
Who is only college mascot in college football who chugs beers through a straw that goes through his/her mascot head? Answer: Oski, from the Cal Bears. Yes, it is Berkeley so fans don't even think twice of a mascot chugging a beer through a straw. Just happens at the bar all the time. The thing is, the actual act of the chugging hadn't been seen by the Internet - until last night. JUMP!
Are we fans of NASCAR? Not until some hilljack is 20 Bud's deep and kicking the sh*t out of some guy in the RV lot. There's no infield this week at Bristol - sorry. So we hear the takes are high right now in NASCAR as the Sprint Cup Series is beginning to reach the end of its season and racers are doing whatever they can to scrounge for points. Would it be too much to ask Mark Martin to nearly die again this week? JUMP!
Ever wanted to drink a glass of spilled milk served three feet from it intended target? Ever wanted to buy a Packers themed couch? Want to win $3,700 betting on the Browns this season? Want to see a Flyers fan in her team bikini? We have you covered in today's edition of Sports Madness. It's time for your daily roundup of sports photos that don't become stories on BC. JUMP!
Lance Armstrong dropped his fight with the USADA last night...blah, blah, blah. We'll continue to acknowledge his accomplishments and his triumph over cancer, and apparently so will every black guy on Twitter. These guys were so fired up about the decision and were acting like Lance was one of their homies from back in the day. Don't take away a mans accomplishments when he's only got one nut! JUMP!
We had to wait until week three of the preseason for a brutal, cringe-worthy injury, but thanks to Marc Mariani we now have one. Mariani, a third year pro out of Montana, was returning a kick in last nights game against the Cardinals when his leg got tangled up on his way to the ground. The end result was something grizzly, something that would cause more pain than I hope to endure in a lifetime. JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win. Full story – JUMP!
• WTF? Ravens fans exposed to rabies at game! • Phillies Graphics Failure: That's not Morandini • Sex w/ WWE star Dolph Ziggler "too athletic," GF says • Oklahoma cheerleaders get wet at training camp • Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans - EVER! • PHOTOS: Irina Shayk in lingerie because it's FRI. • Semi-SFW Fun: Play Guess That Celebrity Cleavage! • Emmy Rossum in a sports bra will brighten your day
Nothing scares the sh*t out of Tennessee Titans fan like the name Ryan Mallett as their starting quarterback. Good joke, MNF graphics bro. (via @StephenJones11) What did we learn about the Arizona Cardinals? They have three backup QBs. Kevin Kolb threw two picksand John Skelton had one - full game stats. As for trade news, Jim Irsay says a serious vet/starter could be coming to Colts. So he means MJD, right? Let's get rolling!
Um, what did we say about the UFC before Chael Sonnen fought Anderson Silva a month ago? We said the sport was in big trouble because it has one transcending figure and that guy is Sonnen. We also said Dana White fight cards are, dare we say, becoming boring. And now Jon Jones has declined a UFC 151 last-minute replacement (Sonnen) for Dan Henderson. That means no UFC 151 PPV. Of course Sonnen went off on Jones via ESPN. JUMP!
• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's sexy bedroom • Audrina Patridge pampers her sexy little self • Kelly Brook is a lingerie expert • 12 Sexiest Ukrainian women • Vaneza Pelaez in a pink thong is superbly sexy • Elizabeth Hurley ages quite delightfully • Irina Shayk's gorgeous lingerie pictures • Redheads are a thing of beauty
Cubs fans just can't catch a break. As if the humiliation of a 47-76 record isn't bad enough, this guy has to deal with the fact that he was on TV doing this. He totally whiffed on the ball, and fell over the edge of the wall. Oh, it gets worse...he loses part of his scalp. Poor schmuck just totally f*cked up this attempt, and thanks to the internet, he won't be living it down anytime soon. JUMP!
Relax, the UCF administration isn't behind this video and the two Boob McGees frolicking in the fountain on the campus. This is from the bros at Axis Magazine, the notorious group who keeps shooting hot chicks in various forms of undress - on campus. The girls are waitresses at Tilted Kilt, which is known as the greatest recruiting restaurant in college football. At work and can't watch video? We have you covered. JUMP!
Minor league football player John Taylor is nicknamed the house...and for good reason. This big fella comes in at 6'11" weighing a whopping 500 pounds. The Central Penn Piranha just became the most well known team in the history of the Gridiron Developmental Football League. Anytime you trot a guy out who outweighs the heaviest NFL player in history...by 90 pounds...you'll open some eyes. JUMP!