C’mon, ESPN interns, don’t you have any witty text, text, text, text to use for Andy Roddick’s retirement news? Clean it up. (via @SportsGirlCLE)
In NFL news, a fan in Houston tried to ride the handrail down an escalator at last night’s Texans-Vikings game and fell to his death. He fell three stories. Alcohol was probably a factor, according to those on the scene.
In college football news, here’s John Daly in his #69 Arkansas jersey. Let’s get rolling!