That’s right, intern, find another dream internship and get your ass back to school where you’ll work on some stupid access channel. This was your chance. You blew it.
In other football news, here is your college football viewing schedule for tonight. The biggie has to be Minnesota at UNLV at 11 EST on CBS Sports Network. How did they ever wrassle that game away from ESPN? Need gambling advice for Week One? Here you go.
Let’s get rolling!