Aaron Smith got married last weekend. He seems to be a decent guy. Good head on his shoulders. 118 Twitter followers. Cute bride. The happy couple have great smiles. Just building a nice little life for themselves. The only issue for Aaron is that he’s a Cubs fan and about to have his groom’s cake passed around the Internet.
Sure, it’s a great cake, but nothing is more depressing than being reminded of the Cubs futility by your new wife. His Cubs are now 48-76, or 27 games behind the Reds.
My Groom’s cake from my wife last night at our wedding.
We feel for you, buddy. At least the Cubs have the Astros to make them look good.