Philippine Cops Hunting For Red Sox Fan Who Abducted Two Prisoners! [Cuff 'Em]

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Via:

The Philippine National Police (PNP) released on Monday a sketch of one of the four alleged “abductors” of high-profile detainee Rolito Go and his nephew.

The computer-generated sketch produced by the PNP Crime Laboratory referred to the supposed leader of the alleged abductors, according to the police.

Based on Go’s depictions, the sketch also described the still unidentified abductor as 5’5″ to 5’6″ tall, 85 to 90 kilograms in weight, dark-complexioned, and medium-built.

The abductor, supposedly aged between 35 to 38 years old, was also described as wearing a white shirt, a red jacket, and denim pants.

And a Red Sox hat. Shouldn’t be too hard to find this bro in Manila, catching tonight’s 7:10 first pitch and bitching about Bobby Valentine.

Recognize the face on this 3D drawing? Let’s bust our first international baseball hat criminal. Make it happen.

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