Peyton Manning would look like a black guy with a thick melon and a great smile. In other NFL news, you bums get Jets vs. Giants tonight (7 p.m. EST). Tebow’s NY debut should be a good kickoff to our annual YouTube fight-fest from drunken Jets’ fans. As for Baby Jesus’s day at camp yesterday: 2-for10, 1 INT, 4 sacks.
In Russian government news, you need to see today’s NY Post cover, ‘Pussy Putin.’ Great work from the headline writers.
Let’s get rolling!