Steelers Fan Robs Bank, Says “Have A Good Day” And Walks Out [Cuff ‘Em]

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Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win.

Via:

The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department is searching for a bank robbery suspect last seen wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers cap, black shirt and striped shorts.

The suspect entered the bank around 3:50 p.m. Monday in the area of Windmill and Eastern.

The suspect walked in to the bank, approached the teller and produced a note demanding money. The teller complied. The suspect then turned, told the clerk to have a good day and walked out.

The suspect is described as a white male in his 50s, 6-feet and weighing 250 pounds.

Gambling addict? Online poker junkie? Can’t pull his fat ass away from the Golden Nugget slots? Needs to pay for the 2012 NFL Ticket?

Afraid to turn in a fellow Steelers’ fan, but you’re about to lose that Vegas house and could use some mortgage money? We’ll gladly turn in this scumbag.

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