Phillies Fan Robbing PNC Bank To Buy Tickets For Phillies Game At Citizens Bank Park? [Cuff 'Em]
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you!
It’s a win-win.
Conshohocken Police are searching for a male suspect they say robbed a PNC Bank in Conshohocken Tuesday.
Police responded to an alarm at the bank, located at 317 Fayette Street, at approximately 4:57 p.m. Employees said that the robber entered the bank and showed a teller a note, which implied that he had a gun and demanded “give me all your money.” Police say the robber made off with approximately $2,400.
This one should be super easy.
Now, look closely at these photos. One of you knows this guy. HUGE Phillies fan, probably active on Facebook, 99.9% chance his arms have tats (notice the long sleeves in the middle of August), can’t keep a job because he’s a fake hardo and needs the money to pay off gambling debts.
Name, Facebook account and Twitter handle to BC by close of business. Don’t worry about turning on your homey. We’ll do it.