Drunk Goes On Beer Run, Steals 120 Bud’s From Georgia Kroger [Cuff 'Em]
Via: An Athens-Clarke police officer recovered more than $100 worth of stolen Budweiser beer Thursday night when he stopped to check on a man he saw staggering dangerously close to traffic as he pushed a shopping cart along busy West Broad Street. The man’s cart was loaded with four boxes that contained 30 beers each, which he told the officer he had purchased from a bootlegger, according to a police report.
This dude is 41. Somebody shoot me if I look like this at 41.